Geoff Staples has been in the computer industry since 1973, which is longer than most readers of this website are old. He missed the punched card era by about 6 months. Geoff thinks he's learned a few things over the years which may sound totally ridiculous to you. He owns a web hosting company and has a cat named Luigi who deigns to live with him. Back in the stoneage, Geoff was a computer science professor and programmed Skinner boxes to teach chimpanzees language at the Yerkes Primate Institute Lana Project.